oolish
humans. When will they learn that digging and exploring where
mother nature never intended will only unleash gigantic
monsters bent on destroying the world? Apparently, the lesson
hadn’t sunk in by 1986, when humanity unleashed the fearsome
Inhumanoids from their centuries-long slumber.
Hailing from beneath the earth’s
crust, the Inhumanoids were three elemental creatures with
very bad attitudes. The de facto leader was Metlar, a volcanic
type who could throw fireballs and had the power to animate
statues. Tendril, a plantlike monster, had amazing
regenerative capabilities and powerful tendril arms. Rounding
out the trio was D'Compose, a frightening creature with an
exposed ribcage who could turn any organic being into a zombie
with a single touch.
Long ago, the Inhumanoids were
defeated in battle by three other elemental factions known as
Mutores - the rocky Granites (led by Granok), the mighty
Redwoods (led by Redlen) and the magnetic Magnakor, who could
split into two forms, icy Crygen and fiery Pyre. Teaming up
against their common enemy, the Mutores banished the
Inhumanoids to underground prisons, where they remained for
untold years. Then some stupid humans dug them up.
Fighting for the side of
humanity against the evil Inhumanoids were a group of
scientists known as Earth Corps. Led by geologist Herc
Armstrong, Earth Corps investigated mysteries beneath the
Earth’s surface, while wearing powerful armored suits designed
by group member Dr. Derek Bright (Bright’s suit had
rock-cutting claws, while Armstrong’s contained a titanium
grappling hook). Joining Armstrong and Bright in their Earth
Corps duties were archaeologist/vehicle designer Ed “Auger”
Augutter (green armor with a big drill for a right arm) and
chemist/spelunker Jonathan “The Liquidator” Slattery (yellow
armor, sprayed various fluids). Sandra Shore, the group’s
benefactor, also donned a suit on occasion.
After hearing the Inhumanoids’
background from the Redwoods themselves, Earth Corps teamed up
with the Mutores to take on Metlar, Tendril, D'Compose and
their evil human flunky, Blackthorne Shore (Sandra’s brother).
The group also had to deal with the terrifying, zombie-like
Nightcrawler, a former associate of Blackthorne’s who had been
turned into an undead monster by D'Compose.
The Inhumanoids series began not
as a 22-minute cartoon, but rather as a 6-minute short, airing
as part of the "Super Sunday" half-hour block along with other
Marvel Productions shows, Jem and the Holograms, Bigfoot and
the Muscle Machines, and Robotix. Although Bigfoot yielded
only nine episodes, the other shows ran to 15 episodes,
telling a complete story across their numerous installments,
which were then cut together to form "movies" which were
released to video.
Inhumanoids and Jem managed to
surpass their fellow "Super Sunday" shows by going on to be
turned into full-length shows. Jem achieved the greatest
success, eventually running to 65 episodes across several
seasons, while Inhumanoids lasted only one season. In both
cases, to begin the series, the "movies" were re-aired, cut
into separate 22-minute episodes consisting of three shorts
each, yielding a five-part miniseries. In the case of
Inhumanoids, this miniseries was given the series subtitle,
The Evil That Lies Within. A further eight 22-minute episodes
were then produced, yielding the standard thirteen episode
season.
Inhumanoids wasn’t a cartoon for
the very young or very claustrophobic. It had its lighter
moments, but many battles took place in spooky caverns and
deep crevasses, where, in the words of the theme song,
“nightmares begin.” But for those old enough to appreciate it,
Inhumanoids was another action-packed wonder from
Marvel/Claster, the team behind Transformers and G.I. Joe: A
Real American Hero.
Like those cartoons, Inhumanoids
came complete with its own Hasbro toy line, but neither toy
nor series met with the same kind of success as its
predecessors. After its thirteen episode run, Inhumanoids
returned to the fiery depths from whence it came, leaving fans
with nothing but the hope that humanity would once again
repeat its folly and dig up a new race of gargantuan terrors.